#FROMMYBACKSEAT:
Drunk guy gets in the cab.
“uh, home…uh…” blabs address.
Me:
“yessir.”
Off we go.

On the way:
Drunkguy:
“canyabreakahunnert?”
Me:
“no sir”
Drunkguy:
“damn. Stop at 7-11. I’ll break it.”
Me:
“yes sir.”

So we do that.  He spends 10 minutes in the store, while the meter ticks away.
He buys 7-11 pizza, drink, smokes.
Gets back in the car, and off we go to his place.
We get there.

Drunkmoronic guy:
“Canyabreakahunert?”
Me:
“WTF?”
Drunkmoronic guy:
“Uh..uh…”

So I look at my bag o’ change.  I look at the meter. (14$)

“All I’ve got is 70$”

“k.”

I love drunk people.