A bouncer’s life oh my!

So I had a ton of calls last night...great cabbin' night. One of the last was for a manager of Platinum84 who needed a lift home. Apparently two of the exotic dancers took a dislike to each other and had it out in the parking lot after closing...and one bit the other's finger off...The manager…

There will be times…

All night long, driving defensively, avoiding idiots and drunks, scooping fares safely to their destinations...so I get home, step out of the car, take two steps and fall flat on my face. Think I buggered my shoulder up a bit. There's a Ferris Bueller comment in that somewhere, but I'll just go tiger balm my…