Writerly snark

Once in a while I take a break from "forehead bleeding" (which means writing) and there are times when my social feeds pop up with writers who shout how many zillions of words they just wrote...or that they've finished their fortynintyeth book this week, and I'm all like:

Eyes r’ a burnin’

I can think of very little that is worse than waking up and feeling tired. I didn't even oversleep. Trying to write in this condition is beyond annoying. I'm staring at the screen and my brain keeps yelling, "but...but...nap!" blargh. More coffee. Perhaps with an IV.